Name: Mike Oxlong Age: 21 Previous Clubs: Ashby De La Zouch, Leicestershire &
Playgirl Batting Style: Straight & Erect Bowling Style: Middle Stump/Line & lots of length Favourite Fielding Position: Just behind Brynley with tight
trousers on. Biggest contribution to FCC: Making the skipper look a
right pillock Most Admired Player at FCC and reason: Clive Gray for introducing
me to such an exclusive club of attractive talent. Favourite Ground (other than FCC) and reason: Clapham Common.
(never been caught) Least Favourite Ground and reason: Abbey Grounds, they
have CCTV If you had £10 left what would you spend it on: Vaseline,cucumber
& rubber gloves Who would you like to be stranded on a desert island with:
Charlotte Church or Adam Rickett Which song would you choose to accompany you to the wicket:
YMCA – Village People
